Finding a new friend
Slowly developing a crush on them
Throw me over your shoulder and carry me off to Valhalla you viking goddess.
For anyone who doesn’t know: The name of this adorable ‘viking goddess’ is Samantha Wright
Yes, she might be showing up in the 2016 olympics.
And yes, she is always this cute.
Samantha Wright is an adorable combination of the Hulk and Tinkerbell.
The only post I routinely reblog
i just got on to summer break, sooo…
reblog this post and i will draw you a little chibi like:
based on you/your blog!! ;v;
you don’t have to follow, but if you do there will be a little animation added!!
eeep http://snogboxe.tumblr.com/ !!! follow me! or don’t! ya kno
"I’d love to settle down one day – probably when I’m 30. And although I love babies, I definitely want to wait a while. I see how exhausting it is from actresses on the show who have children and my mum tells me what hard work I was."
You think David Fucking Karp made Tumblr? No, he didn’t He stole the idea from this man. His name was Sebastian Karp, David’s older brother. Growing up Sebastian was the guy everyone loved and David was jealous. When Sebastian created Tumblr, David snapped. His jealousy got the best of him so he locked him in his room and set his room on fire. Sebastian survived but his whole body was severely damaged by the flames. He ran away of embarrassment. Nobody knows where he is. Rumor has it he still lurks at the Tumblr headquarters and unplugs the servers every now and then just for revenge. Sometimes that isn’t enough. There are bloggers who just randomly delete and disappear without a trace. He kidnaps them and tortures them like one of those Saw movies. He hates everyone who uses Tumblr almost as much as he hates his own face. Here’s a picture of him. Reblog it. If he sees this picture on your page, he won’t bother you out of fear of himself. If you don’t…well, you’ll be easy pickings for his revenge plot.
…Did Tumblr just create it’s own Creepypasta?
I really hope so. This is good.
I approve so hard.
Sorta love this, it’s like a totally awesome back story/explanation for the screw ups ahaha
I will always reblog things like this, it won’t ruin your blog or the look of it, and this could potentially save a life.
every single person who reblogs this
will get “doot doot” in their ask box
I WANT TO KNOW YOUR SECRETSERIOUSLY THOUGH WHAT ARE YOU
I GOT THIS AND I WAS LIKE WHAT THE FUCK
there are over 128,000 notes and i still got one
It’s happened to me. <:
I’ve told people I like a girl and they’ll won’t talk to me from the shock for a while, but then it ebbs away and *hopefully*, they realise it doesn’t impact on your personality.
(And we all like to imagine our crush likes us back, but you won’t know unless you ask or indirectly find out! best of luck)
Awwwwwwwwww that’s adorableeeeeeeeeeeee eeep
How do you know she’s straight?